Friday, July 13, 2007

Eating at Gurney Drive

Yesterday night, i went to Gurney Drive to have my dinner with my best friend Mel... We reach there at about 9pm... There were so many people there... but anyways, we managed to get a place to sit and eat not long after...Barely 5 mins after sitting down, an old one legged uncle beggar came to beg for money from us.. He had that soooo pityful look... i refuse to give money cause this is me la k.... But Mel was like.. "urrmm, wanna give arr... he looks so pityful worr..." i told her up to u la.. then she gave him some coins.. After that, we went and ordered food to eat! and YAY!! i get to finally eat my assam laksa which i have been craving for like a million years!!


ASSAM LAKSA!! There are many Laksa stalls in Gurney Drive, But choose the No.11 Laksa. Its the best in Gurney Drive but obviously not the best in Penang


Then when my laksa came.. barely 10 mins, another beggar came... again i said no... and of cuz this Mel also did not want to give adi la... We then ordered something very sinful...


Fried Chicken Skin!! LOL!! Sinful isnt it?? So fattening ok! But so blardy crispy!! There's only one stall selling fried chicken stuff so its not hard to find

Then less than 5 mins later, another beggar came!! I was like wtf... i didnt know so many beggars in Gurney Drive man... eat also no peace ok! After the 6th or 7th beggars... i am starting to feel agitated adi.. cause really, i really cannot enjoy my blardy food at all!! All i want is to enjoy the local food that i have not been eating n craving for months!! Those beggars keeps on coming like a pest ok!! Say im mean.. i dont care.. if u were to be in my shoes, u'll understand k... Then there is this particular beggar who came as the 8th beggar i think (Some one legged idiot beggar), i just said no without looking at him.. like.. just no no no... I was already pissed off n having a blardy bad day yesterday and i dont need people to disturb my peace while im eating ok... He gave me the icy cold stare when i refused to give him money... Then he walked right in front of my table begging another table while staring at me like he wan to eat me that kind... after that, i just dont care la.. i continue eating, and this time, im eating....


Rojak!! Yeah!! The best rojak in Gurney Drive and also the best rojak in Penang is the G.P Soon Rojak. Look for a Rojak Stall called G.P Soon.

Then suddenly, he came out of no where from behind me and purposely come banging me while walking past me... He so did that on purpose ok!! I was like wat the fuck!!!... KNNCCB!!!... He bang on me so hard that the plastic bag that he was carrying on the side manage to bang on my boobs k... i stil think that maybe he was aiming my boobs wan k!!... Then he stared at me with that icy cold stare again... MAHAI OK!!! I was so blardy pissed off adi.. He went way behind me to go beg.. when he came back to my area again, he purposely walk in front of my table n turn to me n stare at me.. So i blardy stared back.. i told Mel, if he were to come banging me again, i would definately retaliate by banging him back n making him fell down.. REGARDLESS WHETHER HE HAS ONE LEG OR NOT OK!! KNN!! Fucking shit ok!! Have one leg left still wan to be so fucking lusiao!! CIBAI!!!! I was like.. no wonder la.. only left one leg!! so fucking lusiao, he deserve to have one leg left ok!!! Should cut off the other leg too!! Cause since he is left with one leg still can be soooo fucking lusiao bang people that doesnt want to give him money...!! Shit... Should just chop off his the other leg n 2 hands also la.. TULAN man!!!

I was seriously having a bad day k!! and im still having a bad day!! Then i told Mel, if he were to come back again, standing right in front of me, i will definately take out my blardy camera and take his picture and post it up on my blog! FUCCK!! But damn, he did not come back afterwards... Its easy to spot this blardy shit beggar cause he has only one leg and he looks like ex convict wan.. his face looks like samseng uncle.. fierce looking face and the way he begs very different from others.. He talk quite loud wan... Full of energy when he talks... other beggars, beg like no energy... but he begs with full energy wan... I think he is in his 40s..

Seriously, i have no peace eating at Gurney Drive... So many beggars and they come so many rounds! I sat there for like 1 hour to 1 and half hours... and more than 10 beggars came to beg for money ok... and i tot Gurney Drive is suppose to be tourists' attractions for local food.. and there are so many beggars there... Wouldnt this spoil Penang's image?? and with such lusiao beggar! They bang you when you dont want to donate??!! Fuck!! With this kind of attitude, i would rather throw my money to the sea than giving to idiots like that ok! Governments should keep beggars away ok especially at such tourist attractions... It really makes the city looks like shit.. n make Penang looks so poor... Some even have both legs n hands, but they still beg for money.. I will never donate my money to beggars that has both legs n hands ok.. cause i think they r still capable but they r just too darn lazy to look for a job... or they r just drug addicts... giving money to people like that are really just waste of money k...

Please dont come argue with me bout ur opinions on beggars.. i know these kind of people are very pityful and they must have reasons y they r begging... But for my opinion n thinking, There is no such thing as no other way to feed themselves besides begging... There is many things you can do to feed yourself n avoid hunger ok... Dont let me start giving examples of what.. Im too tired for that now.. but there really are other ways... But for fucks sake, wanna beg, dont give me ur blardy attitude when i dont wan to donate ok!! SHit!!!

Anyways, Change topic la.. i sien adi.. talk about the fucking beggars ruin my mood... I ate these things as well in Gurney Drive...


Ermm.. what is this called? This is my fav! Cause there's gula melaka juice squirting out when u bite on it... heheehe..


This is called Pek Kueh in Hokkien, Gingko Nuts in English... So its like Air Mata Kucing with Gingko Nuts... ahhaaa.. i dun really know its real name la.. Just very nice k!!

Actually there is nothing nice in Gurney Drive Hawker Centre... We locals usually go to Gurney Drive to eat is because we want varieties... When we want varieties and people to gossip about, we go to Gurney Drive to eat and to look at weird people wearing weird things... haahahaha... There are only 3 things worth going to Gurney Drive to eat.. One is the G.P Soon Rojak (Best in Penang), 2nd is the fried chicken skin and 3rd is the Muar Chee... There are 2 Muar Chee stalls... The one with the Red signboard and some newspaper clippings on the stall is the best one.. Best in Penang in fact... The other food in Gurney Drive are just ok ok la...

Thats all for my Gurney Drive adventures... Food review will be my next entry i hope... heheheee..

3 comments:

wallace said...

makes me wanna go back onli to eat by seeing ur pics...damn...

Michael Song said...

mouth watering... hungry now!!!

JustAnotherTragedy said...

the green kueh is known as onde-onde :D~ my fav