Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Roaring My Way to Nuffnang Wild ‘Live’ Blogging

I know... I know... this is too last minute.. But i really hope i can still get the invites to the Nuffnang Wild ‘Live’ Blogging powered by Maxis Broadband... Go read the full details here if some of you still oblivious to what is going to happen this weekend! Its so exciting that i cant wait!!

Ever since the nuffnang blog site publish about this event that is going to happen this weekend, i have been thinking n thinking n thinking really hard of what to blog about so that i win something out of the 3 categories that nuffnang had offered us bloggers... Not forgetting what to wear on that night so that i can win the LAPTOP!! Yupp u hear it right... A FREAKING LAPTOP!!!! Its not just any laptop... Its the Dell XPS M1330 laptop ok!!!!!

But up till today... ish.. i still dont know wat animal should i blog about... So, i decided to google for the weirdest animal picture.... and guess what i got out of googling... (hopefully it fits into the cateory of 'Worst Recognizable Animals'?).........


Its a freaking Tarsier!!! The eyes and the 'fingers' attracted me to pick this little fella.... The fingers are damn long that it scares me wei.... (Ok fine, im afraid of every little insects even ants! and every animals except for dogs) .... Am damn lazy to write out wat is it... but go read more abour Tarsier if u r interested in it k... (cause i have many more to blog about animals... ^_^)

Note: These animal pictures below are taken from here and
here. Go to the website for more description of these animals k... ^_^

They are...........................

Star Nosed Mole -This mole is freakishly ugly looking!! Where the toot are its eyes? And those claws / nails can kill u... Some small facts about Star Nosed Mole (which i obviously copy paste from the original site):- It is a small North American mole found in eastern Canada and the north-eastern United States. It lives in wet lowland areas and eats small invertebrates, aquatic insects, worms and molluscs.

Tapir - I know Tapir is a normal animal... But what i didnt know is that Tapis is that cute! It looks like a miniature giraffe to me.. LOL...

Axolotl - Doesnt this looks like an alien frog to you??? But its looks kinda disgust me cause i somehow feel that its skin is like a lizards texture which i freaking hate lizards!!!!! They r so disgusting!!! After reading its description - "Axolotls are used extensively in scientific research due to their ability to regenerate most body parts, ease of breeding, and large embryos". Confirm its like a different version of lizards man!!! Yucckkkssss!!!

Blobfish - *blop* *blop* *bloooooop* wahahahaaa.... I just somehow have this thinking that blobfish will sound like this... (dont mind my nonsense, i only had 3 hours sleep bcos of the damn Eurocup!)

Dumbo Octopus - Sooooooooooo cuteeeeeee right?? Tell me its cute!!! Or else............... The name itself sounds sooooooo cute!!! DUMBOOOOOOOO........ The obviously copypaste desc from its site:- The octopuses of the genus Grimpoteuthis are sometimes nicknamed "Dumbo octopuses" from the ear-like fins protruding from the top of their "heads" (actually bodies), resembling the ears of Walt Disney's flying elephant. They are benthic creatures, living at extreme depths, and are some of the rarest of the Octopoda species.

Hag Fish - I really dont know how to describe this fish... it just looks like something with big lips to me (hmm.. thought of Angelina Jolie... LOL!!)... But i know i will definately hate this thing / fish... cause.... "Their unusual feeding habits and slime-producing capabilities have led members of the scientific and popular media to dub the hagfish as the most "disgusting" of all sea creatures. Hagfish are long, vermiform and can exude copious quantities of a sticky slime or mucus". I seriously hate sticky slimy stuff ok!! It very much disgust me... So i dont eat brinjals nor those slimy seashells... ewwww.... wanna know why i hate slimy stuff? Cause it reminds of my mucus when i have flu..... slimy slimy sticky sticky.... ewwwwwwkkkkk....

Komondor Dog - This dog is cute wei.... Looks like a mop dog to me... u know.. mop???


This mop... LOL!!! Ok, on the serious note... Its the fur k... and when komondor dog turn adults, their fur will turn into dreadlocks that looks like mop... cool huh!!

Sun Bear - My favourite bear of all man!!! "The Sun Bear (Helarctos malayanus) is a bear found primarily in the tropical rainforests of Southeast Asia . The Sun Bear stands approximately 4 ft (1.2 m) in length, making it the smallest member in the bear family. It is often called the dog bear because of its small stature. It has a 2 in (5 cm) tail and on average weighs less than 145 lb (65 kg)". Isnt it soooo cute n small....?? I came to know about sun bear many years ago while i was watching discovery channel... The way discovery channel shows about sun bear makes me wanna own them k... I even vowed to own my very own sun bear when i turn super duper rich next time... When i can offord to own a mansion, there is gonna be a mini zoo to keep all my favourite animals... That includes giraffe, pigs and tigers.... wheeeeee...... But unfortunately, the sun bear is going to extinct cause of its very low population... When im rich, im going to start a "Save Sun Bear from Extinction" program.... Trust me, im going to be rich! I have to be rich! I want to be super duper rich! I have my goals n vision all planned out... But like my friends said... As a start, i should start waking up early n going to work early... LOL!!!

There are more weird animals in their website.... I just chose my favourites... if u wanna see more, go to their website ya....

Note: These pictures below are taken from here

From the googling work i did, This picture below came out....

Crocoduck - When i first saw this picture, i was like... WHOAH!! Scientist nowadays so 'geng' (smart, good, creative, innovative.. watever u wanna call them la..).. They actually manage to mix duck n crocodile together n get a crocoduck???? So, i clicked on the website to check it out....

Frogodile - Wahhhh!! The scientist also managed to breed a frogodile!!! Cool...... Doesnt frogodile sound soooo cool... ?

Rhinotoad - A Rhinotoad? Niceeeee....

Then i scroll down more n more to see more pictures.... and im starting to get...

Antelozebroo - *im confused*

Catrat - *wtf? Catrat? Not making sense already wei....*



They even have Bulleal, Cabbit, Chimpino, Catfish (trust me, this catfish is unusual), Dooster, Lionaroo, Docken, Squirnocerous, and Labrott.... Can u guess what they actually are by reading their names?? Hahahaa...

Then i realised..................... Its a damn good photoshopped pictures of animals...... =_____________=""""""""""" *faints* (dont laugh at me, i know im slow at times). *still finds it hard to believe*... It had to be photoshopped right??? No such animals right???? Damn, it looks so real wei....

And as for this picture below............


Cute right????? Its a giraffe!!! A very fat one indeed.... Makes me wanna go hug n squeeze it.... Y people nvr make giraffe soft toys? Nice to hug to sleep at night wei... Hahahaa.... Do u think this is real? To find out, click here.....

Actually this site here, is very informative... i would really recommend u all to read... The blogger really gathered many interesting facts for readers to read... n i bet u, u will go.... "woahhh... ooooo.... my gawd.... i learn something new today!"..... This wat happen to me... cuz im a jungle monkey (direct translation from hockkien dialect)....

Are you all sick of my super duper long post about animals yet? Im kinda sick with it la.. but i actually learnt alot more from googling stuff like these.... wahahhaaa.....

To add to your misery, im attaching more photos.... its pictures of my friend's pet... (which im hoping this would fall into the 'Oddest place for an animal' category????) ^_^

Awww..... Cuteeee.... How often do u see a german shepard that cuteeeeeee????

*just kill me please... why am i forced to wear this gay shit n pose for photos?* +__+

Casey (brown dog) : Wake up Bravo! Lets pee n shit all over the car since the missus not here!!

Bravo: U sure or not? Later missus come whackin us how??

(Ok, i know its a damn lame dialogue... At least i try k... Im really not a creative person la... )

Awwww..... cuteeeee... bravo sleepin on missus's leg.... Actually Bravo misses her too much thats y.... Missus always busy u know!

*Holy crap! Did u just farted???* LOL LOL LOL.....

Best friends forever.... Hahahaaa.... dont know wat to say about this pic.. but i find this pic cute thats y i uploaded it.... hehehe.....

Missus and her babies.... These babies r very obedient.... and they actually understands their missus when she talks to them... am not shitting u k.... ask them to take something, drink water, go to the back n etc.... they actually listens to her! (And that guy sitting on the couch? He is my housemate, bestest friend and lazy arse Alex.... hehehee...)



Ok, the end of friend's cute doggies pic.....

Now its guessing game time.....

The first picture i think its easy for u guys.....

What animal is this???

This picture, u all confirm cannot guess it right!! Where n what is this???

For all guesses correct and if i get the invites to go to Nuffnang's Wilid 'Live' Blogging event, i will bring u there k.... heheheee...... (unfortunately, i can only bring one person as a glitterati member)

Damn... Please please please just give me the invites!!!

As for what im gonna wear to the party, Im not quite sure yet but i already have a rough idea... IF I CAN FIND THE THINGS NEEDED FOR THE DRESSING!!! Or else, dieeeeee.... no more laptop to win.....

Ok... buzzing off now... back to work... :D :D :D

p.s: Anyone going to Cat Got Your Tongue #3??? Let me know k... pleaseeeee.....

1 comment:

andrew said...

hellloz PLJ!!! all your animalz photo very cute and wierd la!! haha.. anyway, stephie called me about the Cat Got Your Tongue d.. Will be going tomorrow also. She will tell you more about it tonight. Hope you got the invites to wild live!!